1. God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

    Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

    this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

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  3. starksfell:

    my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off 

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  6. giantgagofficial:

Funny pictures of the day (68 pics) Long Distance Pillow

Hahaha!

    giantgagofficial:

    Funny pictures of the day (68 pics)
    Long Distance Pillow

    Hahaha!

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  8. giantgagofficial:

Funny pictures of the day (91 pics) When Your Wife Says, Switch Seats You Do It …

    giantgagofficial:

    Funny pictures of the day (91 pics)
    When Your Wife Says, Switch Seats You Do It …

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  10. smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.

    smartgirlsattheparty:

    thedemsocialist:

    Any questions?

    Woah.

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